{"id":8,"date":"2026-08-08T17:52:56","date_gmt":"2026-08-08T17:52:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/saddymiaw.fun\/?page_id=8"},"modified":"2026-08-08T18:44:50","modified_gmt":"2026-08-08T18:44:50","slug":"elementor-8","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/saddymiaw.fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Elementor #8"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"8\" class=\"elementor elementor-8\" data-elementor-post-type=\"page\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-59de13a e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"59de13a\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7d09558 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"7d09558\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<!-- ================= SADDYMIAW \u2014 CARTOON SCI-FI SINGLE BLOCK (HTML + CSS + JS) ================= -->\r\n<link rel=\"preconnect\" href=\"https:\/\/fonts.googleapis.com\">\r\n<link rel=\"preconnect\" href=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\" crossorigin>\r\n<link href=\"https:\/\/fonts.googleapis.com\/css2?family=Luckiest+Guy&family=Share+Tech+Mono&display=swap\" rel=\"stylesheet\">\r\n\r\n<div class=\"sdm-root\">\r\n\r\n  <!-- ================= NAVBAR ================= -->\r\n  <nav class=\"sdm-nav\" id=\"sdmNav\">\r\n    <a href=\"#sdm-hero\" class=\"sdm-logo\">\r\n      <span class=\"sdm-logo-dot\"><\/span>Saddymiaw\r\n    <\/a>\r\n\r\n    <div class=\"sdm-navlinks\">\r\n      <a class=\"sdm-btn sdm-btn-holo\" href=\"#\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\r\n        <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" class=\"sdm-ico\"><path d=\"M18.9 2H22l-7 8.1L23.3 22H16l-5-6.6L5.3 22H2.2l7.5-8.6L1.5 2H9l4.5 6L18.9 2Z\"\/><\/svg>\r\n        Twitter<\/a>\r\n      <a class=\"sdm-btn sdm-btn-holo\" href=\"#\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\r\n        <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" class=\"sdm-ico\"><path d=\"M21.9 4.3 18.9 19c-.2 1-.8 1.3-1.7.8l-4.6-3.4-2.2 2.1c-.3.3-.5.5-1 .5l.4-4.8 8.7-7.9c.4-.3-.1-.5-.6-.2L6.2 12.9 1.7 11.5c-1-.3-1-1 .2-1.4l19-7.3c.8-.3 1.5.2 1 1.5Z\"\/><\/svg>\r\n        Telegram<\/a>\r\n      <a class=\"sdm-btn sdm-btn-holo\" href=\"#\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\r\n        <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" class=\"sdm-ico\"><path d=\"M3 20h18v2H3v-2Zm2-6h3v5H5v-5Zm5-5h3v10h-3V9Zm5-6h3v16h-3V3Z\"\/><\/svg>\r\n        Chart<\/a>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n\r\n    <a class=\"sdm-btn sdm-btn-primary sdm-nav-cta\" href=\"#\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Swap Now<\/a>\r\n\r\n    <button class=\"sdm-burger\" aria-label=\"Menu\" onclick=\"document.getElementById('sdmNav').classList.toggle('open')\">\r\n      <span><\/span><span><\/span><span><\/span>\r\n    <\/button>\r\n  <\/nav>\r\n\r\n  <!-- ================= HERO ================= -->\r\n  <section class=\"sdm-hero\" id=\"sdm-hero\">\r\n    <video class=\"sdm-hero-video\" autoplay muted loop playsinline preload=\"auto\"\r\n      src=\"https:\/\/saddymiaw.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/SADDYMIAW-BG1.mp4\"><\/video>\r\n    <div class=\"sdm-scanlines\"><\/div>\r\n    <div class=\"sdm-hero-overlay\"><\/div>\r\n\r\n    <div class=\"sdm-hero-inner\">\r\n      <div class=\"sdm-hero-grid\">\r\n        <div class=\"sdm-hero-left\">\r\n          <span class=\"sdm-chip\"><i class=\"sdm-blink\"><\/i> SYSTEM STATUS : CRYING<\/span>\r\n          <h1 class=\"sdm-h1\">\r\n            <span class=\"sdm-word\">The<br> Crying<\/span>\r\n            <span class=\"sdm-word sdm-word-accent\">Cat<\/span>\r\n          <\/h1>\r\n          <div class=\"sdm-h1-sub\">$SADDYMIAW &nbsp;\/\/&nbsp; TEAR PROTOCOL v9.9<\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n\r\n        <div class=\"sdm-hero-right\">\r\n          <div class=\"sdm-card sdm-card-holo sdm-hero-card\">\r\n            <div class=\"sdm-card-bar\"><span><\/span><span><\/span><span><\/span><b>tear_terminal.exe<\/b><\/div>\r\n            <div class=\"sdm-card-body\">\r\n              <p class=\"sdm-mono\">The saddest cat in crypto. Mooning or crashing, the tears never stop. Grab your bags and cry with us.<\/p>\r\n              <div class=\"sdm-hero-cta\">\r\n                <a class=\"sdm-btn sdm-btn-primary\" href=\"#sdm-how\">how to buy<\/a>\r\n                <a class=\"sdm-btn sdm-btn-holo\" href=\"#sdm-about\">Learn More<\/a>\r\n              <\/div>\r\n            <\/div>\r\n            <div class=\"sdm-corner tl\"><\/div><div class=\"sdm-corner tr\"><\/div>\r\n            <div class=\"sdm-corner bl\"><\/div><div class=\"sdm-corner br\"><\/div>\r\n          <\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n      <\/div>\r\n\r\n      <div class=\"sdm-ca-wrap\">\r\n        <button class=\"sdm-ca\" id=\"sdmCopyCA\" type=\"button\" data-ca=\"0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000\">\r\n          <span class=\"sdm-ca-label\">CA<\/span>\r\n          <span class=\"sdm-ca-value\">0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000<\/span>\r\n          <span class=\"sdm-ca-action\" id=\"sdmCopyState\">COPY<\/span>\r\n        <\/button>\r\n      <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n  <\/section>\r\n\r\n  <!-- ================= ABOUT ================= -->\r\n  <section class=\"sdm-about\" id=\"sdm-about\">\r\n    <div class=\"sdm-stars\"><\/div>\r\n    <div class=\"sdm-grid-floor\"><\/div>\r\n    <div class=\"sdm-container sdm-about-grid\">\r\n      <div class=\"sdm-card sdm-card-toon sdm-about-card\">\r\n        <span class=\"sdm-chip\"><i class=\"sdm-blink\"><\/i> ABOUT THE CAT<\/span>\r\n        <h2 class=\"sdm-h2\">Always Sobbing.<br>Always Here.<\/h2>\r\n        <p class=\"sdm-mono\">Meet SADDYMIAW. He only knows how to cry. Market crashing? Crying. Mooning? Still crying. Rugged or bagging massive profits, the tears never stop. Cry with us.<\/p>\r\n        <div class=\"sdm-stats\">\r\n          <div class=\"sdm-stat\"><b>100%<\/b><span>Tears<\/span><\/div>\r\n          <div class=\"sdm-stat\"><b>0%<\/b><span>Tax<\/span><\/div>\r\n          <div class=\"sdm-stat\"><b>\u221e<\/b><span>Sadness<\/span><\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"sdm-corner tl\"><\/div><div class=\"sdm-corner tr\"><\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"sdm-corner bl\"><\/div><div class=\"sdm-corner br\"><\/div>\r\n      <\/div>\r\n\r\n      <div class=\"sdm-about-img\">\r\n        <div class=\"sdm-halo\"><\/div>\r\n        <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/saddymiaw.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Asset-4.png\" alt=\"Saddymiaw crying cat character\" loading=\"lazy\">\r\n      <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n  <\/section>\r\n\r\n  <!-- ================= HOW TO BUY ================= -->\r\n  <section class=\"sdm-howto\" id=\"sdm-how\">\r\n    <div class=\"sdm-container sdm-howto-grid\">\r\n      <div class=\"sdm-howto-left\">\r\n        <span class=\"sdm-chip\"><i class=\"sdm-blink\"><\/i> HOW TO BUY<\/span>\r\n        <h2 class=\"sdm-h2 sdm-h2-xl\">Join the<br>Pity Party<\/h2>\r\n      <\/div>\r\n\r\n      <div class=\"sdm-steps\">\r\n        <div class=\"sdm-card sdm-card-toon sdm-step\"><span class=\"sdm-step-no\">01<\/span><p class=\"sdm-mono\">Create a crypto wallet.<\/p><\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"sdm-card sdm-card-toon sdm-step\"><span class=\"sdm-step-no\">02<\/span><p class=\"sdm-mono\">Load it with base tokens.<\/p><\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"sdm-card sdm-card-toon sdm-step\"><span class=\"sdm-step-no\">03<\/span><p class=\"sdm-mono\">Connect to the DEX.<\/p><\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"sdm-card sdm-card-toon sdm-step\"><span class=\"sdm-step-no\">04<\/span><p class=\"sdm-mono\">Swap for $SADDYMIAW.<\/p><\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"sdm-card sdm-card-toon sdm-step\"><span class=\"sdm-step-no\">05<\/span><p class=\"sdm-mono\">Stare at the charts and start crying.<\/p><\/div>\r\n      <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n  <\/section>\r\n\r\n  <!-- ================= FOOTER ================= -->\r\n  <footer class=\"sdm-footer\">\r\n    <div class=\"sdm-container\">\r\n      <div class=\"sdm-card sdm-card-toon sdm-footer-card\">\r\n        <div class=\"sdm-footer-top\">\r\n          <div class=\"sdm-footer-brand\">\r\n            <div class=\"sdm-logo sdm-logo-lg\"><span class=\"sdm-logo-dot\"><\/span>Saddymiaw<\/div>\r\n            <p class=\"sdm-mono sdm-footer-copy\">The saddest cat in crypto. No utility, no roadmap, just tears and diamond paws.<\/p>\r\n          <\/div>\r\n          <div class=\"sdm-footer-links\">\r\n            <a class=\"sdm-btn sdm-btn-holo\" href=\"#\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Twitter<\/a>\r\n            <a class=\"sdm-btn sdm-btn-holo\" href=\"#\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Telegram<\/a>\r\n            <a class=\"sdm-btn sdm-btn-holo\" href=\"#\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Chart<\/a>\r\n            <a class=\"sdm-btn sdm-btn-primary\" href=\"#\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Swap Now<\/a>\r\n          <\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"sdm-footer-bottom\">\r\n          <span class=\"sdm-mono\">\u00a9 2026 SADDYMIAW. All tears reserved.<\/span>\r\n          <span class=\"sdm-mono\">$SADDYMIAW is a meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return.<\/span>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"sdm-corner tl\"><\/div><div class=\"sdm-corner tr\"><\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"sdm-corner bl\"><\/div><div class=\"sdm-corner br\"><\/div>\r\n      <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n  <\/footer>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n<style>\r\n\/* ================= TOKENS ================= *\/\r\n.sdm-root{\r\n  --pink:#F19DF0; --blue:#0031E4; --deep:#0a0038; --toon:#0b0230;\r\n  --cream:#FFF3FE; --lime:#73FFB8; --cyan:#6FE9FF;\r\n  --line:rgba(255,255,255,.4);\r\n  --font-display:'Luckiest Guy',cursive;\r\n  --font-mono:'Share Tech Mono',ui-monospace,SFMono-Regular,Menlo,monospace;\r\n  --outline:3px solid #0b0230;\r\n  --toonshadow:8px 8px 0 #0b0230;\r\n  position:relative;isolation:isolate;overflow-x:clip;width:100%;color:#fff;\r\n  font-family:var(--font-mono);\r\n  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background:linear-gradient(180deg,rgba(255,255,255,.45),rgba(111,233,255,.28));}\r\n.sdm-btn-primary{color:#0b0230;background:linear-gradient(180deg,#FFF0FE 0%,#F9A8F5 48%,#8A5CF0 100%);\r\n  box-shadow:5px 5px 0 #0b0230,0 12px 34px rgba(241,157,240,.55);}\r\n.sdm-btn-primary:hover{transform:translate(-2px,-3px);\r\n  box-shadow:7px 8px 0 #0b0230,0 16px 44px rgba(255,120,220,.7);filter:saturate(1.15);}\r\n.sdm-btn:active{transform:translate(2px,2px);box-shadow:2px 2px 0 #0b0230;}\r\n\r\n\/* ================= NAVBAR ================= *\/\r\n.sdm-nav{position:fixed;top:16px;left:50%;transform:translateX(-50%);z-index:99999;\r\n  width:min(1180px,calc(100% - 28px));display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:space-between;gap:16px;\r\n  padding:11px 12px 11px 20px;border:3px solid #0b0230;border-radius:22px;\r\n  background:linear-gradient(180deg,rgba(255,255,255,.32),rgba(12,0,64,.42));\r\n  backdrop-filter:blur(18px) saturate(1.3);-webkit-backdrop-filter:blur(18px) saturate(1.3);\r\n  box-shadow:0 8px 0 #0b0230,0 24px 60px rgba(9,0,60,.45),inset 0 1px 0 rgba(255,255,255,.55);}\r\n.sdm-logo{position:relative;display:inline-flex;align-items:center;gap:10px;font-family:var(--font-display);font-size:26px;\r\n  letter-spacing:1px;color:#fff;text-decoration:none;-webkit-text-stroke:2.5px #0b0230;paint-order:stroke fill;\r\n  text-shadow:0 4px 0 #0031E4;}\r\n.sdm-logo-lg{font-size:38px;}\r\n.sdm-logo-dot{width:12px;height:12px;border-radius:50%;-webkit-text-stroke:0;flex:none;\r\n  background:radial-gradient(circle at 30% 30%,#fff,#6FE9FF 45%,#0031E4);border:2px solid #0b0230;\r\n  box-shadow:0 0 14px #6FE9FF;animation:sdmPulse 2.4s ease-in-out infinite;}\r\n@keyframes sdmPulse{0%,100%{transform:scale(1)}50%{transform:scale(1.25)}}\r\n.sdm-navlinks{display:flex;gap:10px;}\r\n.sdm-burger{display:none;flex-direction:column;gap:5px;background:rgba(255,255,255,.2);border:2px solid #0b0230;\r\n  border-radius:10px;cursor:pointer;padding:9px;}\r\n.sdm-burger span{width:20px;height:2.5px;background:#fff;display:block;border-radius:2px;}\r\n\r\n\/* ================= HERO ================= *\/\r\n.sdm-hero{position:relative;min-height:100vh;display:flex;align-items:flex-end;overflow:hidden;}\r\n.sdm-hero-video{position:absolute;inset:0;width:100%;height:100%;object-fit:cover;z-index:0;}\r\n.sdm-scanlines{position:absolute;inset:0;z-index:1;pointer-events:none;opacity:.57;mix-blend-mode:overlay;\r\n  background:repeating-linear-gradient(180deg,rgba(255,255,255,.22) 0 1px,rgba(0,0,0,0) 1px 4px);}\r\n.sdm-hero-overlay{position:absolute;inset:0;z-index:2;\r\n  background:linear-gradient(180deg,rgba(241,157,240,0) 0%,rgba(241,157,240,0) 45%,rgba(241,157,240,.5) 75%,rgba(241,157,240,1) 100%);}\r\n.sdm-hero-inner{position:relative;z-index:3;width:100%;max-width:1220px;margin:0 auto;padding:150px 20px 70px;\r\n  display:flex;flex-direction:column;justify-content:center;min-height:100svh;gap:52px;}\r\n.sdm-hero-grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1.05fr .95fr;gap:244px;align-items:center;}\r\n.sdm-hero-cta{display:flex;gap:12px;flex-wrap:wrap;margin-top:22px;}\r\n\r\n\/* CA button *\/\r\n.sdm-ca-wrap{display:flex;justify-content:center;}\r\n.sdm-ca{display:inline-flex;align-items:center;gap:14px;max-width:100%;cursor:pointer;\r\n  font-family:var(--font-mono);font-size:13.5px;color:#fff;padding:10px 10px 10px 20px;\r\n  border:3px solid #0b0230;border-radius:18px;background:linear-gradient(180deg,rgba(255,255,255,.24),rgba(10,0,60,.55));\r\n  backdrop-filter:blur(12px);-webkit-backdrop-filter:blur(12px);\r\n  box-shadow:6px 6px 0 #0b0230,0 16px 44px rgba(9,0,60,.45);\r\n  transition:transform .16s cubic-bezier(.34,1.56,.64,1),box-shadow .16s ease;}\r\n.sdm-ca:hover{transform:translate(-2px,-3px);box-shadow:8px 9px 0 #0b0230,0 20px 50px 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